Top Ten List
Dec. 11th, 2002 10:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sdelmonteIn anticipation of Star Trek: Nemesis, I present the following original piece of humor, with slight apologies to Mr. Letterman...
From the home office on Qo'nos, the top ten reasons to see Star Trek: Nemesis...
10. Original, never-before-seen subplot has Data facing his evil twin
9. It's written by the guy who wrote "Gladiator." You liked "Gladiator," didn't you?
8. Cast features Jonathan Frakes, Marina Sirtis, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, LeVar Burton and Kate Mulgrew. It's a veritable "Gargolyes" reunion!
7. Jeri (7 of 9) Ryan couldn't make it.
6. 37% less Jar Jar Binks than Star Wars movies
5. Not based on some namby-pamby epic fantasy novel
4. Exciting "weapons inspectors on Vulcan" scene
3. First act of treachery by bad guys: they hack into Trip Tucker fansites
2. New character for writers of bald slash
And the number 1 reason to see Star Trek: Nemesis...
Not written by Berman and Braga, and not directed by Chris Columbus!
From the home office on Qo'nos, the top ten reasons to see Star Trek: Nemesis...
10. Original, never-before-seen subplot has Data facing his evil twin
9. It's written by the guy who wrote "Gladiator." You liked "Gladiator," didn't you?
8. Cast features Jonathan Frakes, Marina Sirtis, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, LeVar Burton and Kate Mulgrew. It's a veritable "Gargolyes" reunion!
7. Jeri (7 of 9) Ryan couldn't make it.
6. 37% less Jar Jar Binks than Star Wars movies
5. Not based on some namby-pamby epic fantasy novel
4. Exciting "weapons inspectors on Vulcan" scene
3. First act of treachery by bad guys: they hack into Trip Tucker fansites
2. New character for writers of bald slash
And the number 1 reason to see Star Trek: Nemesis...
Not written by Berman and Braga, and not directed by Chris Columbus!
