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Two, Count Them Two, Memes
The Threes meme, stolen from cadlha...
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. The popularity of NASCAR
2. Drug use
3. Cricket
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. Terrorism
2. Being totally alone
3. Fanaticism of any sort
THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
1. Speak Hebrew like an Israeli
2. Play guitar
3. HTML
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Yarmukule
2. Tie
3. Shoes
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Cup of tea
2. Photo of my and Batya at our engagement party
3. CD-Roms
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Write a novel
2. Have grandchildren
3. Attend a championship game in any major team sport
THREE GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. Funny
2. Witty
3. Helpful
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. Grumpy
2. Opinionated
3. Impatient
THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1. Jewish
2. Czech
3. Transylvanian
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. My beard
2. My legs
3. My general shape
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. My bald spots
2. My slowly expanding waist
3. Poor vision
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. I worked as a press intern for Gov. Cuomo in college
2. Before Simon DelMonte was my pen name for writing letters to the editors of comics books, I was "Stuart D. Baker of Pontiac, Michigan." (Get the pun?)
3. I have never had a cavity, thank God
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. "Anne, I tried to remind you, but you wouldn't let me!" (To my boss. sigh)
2. "I go to work now. Have good day. Love you!" (To Batya when I go to work and she doesn't)
3. Borai N'fashos (the prayer said after eating non-grain products. Feels like I say it all the time.)
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Jerusalem
2. London
3. Hobbiton
THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
1. Alex
2. Yonah Zvi
3. Simon
THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE OR HAD
1. SDelMonte
2. AlexW
3. ToonHusband
The regional dialect meme, cribbed from jadasc...
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks? Stream
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store? Shopping cart.
3. A metal container to carry a meal in? Lunchbox.
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in? Frying pan
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people? Couch or sofa
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof? Gutter
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening? Porch
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages? Soda
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup? Pancakes
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself? Hero
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach? Swimsuit
12. Shoes worn for sports? Sneakers
13. Putting a room in order? Cleaning or tidying
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark? Firefly
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball? Pill bug
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down? Seesaw
17. How do you eat your pizza? Hold at the big end, eat the pointy end first. Then fold a bit to eat the middle. Unfold and finish.
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff? Yard sale or garage sale
19. What's the evening meal? Dinner or supper
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? The basement.
New York City
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. The popularity of NASCAR
2. Drug use
3. Cricket
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. Terrorism
2. Being totally alone
3. Fanaticism of any sort
THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
1. Speak Hebrew like an Israeli
2. Play guitar
3. HTML
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Yarmukule
2. Tie
3. Shoes
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Cup of tea
2. Photo of my and Batya at our engagement party
3. CD-Roms
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Write a novel
2. Have grandchildren
3. Attend a championship game in any major team sport
THREE GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. Funny
2. Witty
3. Helpful
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. Grumpy
2. Opinionated
3. Impatient
THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1. Jewish
2. Czech
3. Transylvanian
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. My beard
2. My legs
3. My general shape
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. My bald spots
2. My slowly expanding waist
3. Poor vision
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. I worked as a press intern for Gov. Cuomo in college
2. Before Simon DelMonte was my pen name for writing letters to the editors of comics books, I was "Stuart D. Baker of Pontiac, Michigan." (Get the pun?)
3. I have never had a cavity, thank God
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. "Anne, I tried to remind you, but you wouldn't let me!" (To my boss. sigh)
2. "I go to work now. Have good day. Love you!" (To Batya when I go to work and she doesn't)
3. Borai N'fashos (the prayer said after eating non-grain products. Feels like I say it all the time.)
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Jerusalem
2. London
3. Hobbiton
THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
1. Alex
2. Yonah Zvi
3. Simon
THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE OR HAD
1. SDelMonte
2. AlexW
3. ToonHusband
The regional dialect meme, cribbed from jadasc...
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks? Stream
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store? Shopping cart.
3. A metal container to carry a meal in? Lunchbox.
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in? Frying pan
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people? Couch or sofa
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof? Gutter
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening? Porch
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages? Soda
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup? Pancakes
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself? Hero
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach? Swimsuit
12. Shoes worn for sports? Sneakers
13. Putting a room in order? Cleaning or tidying
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark? Firefly
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball? Pill bug
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down? Seesaw
17. How do you eat your pizza? Hold at the big end, eat the pointy end first. Then fold a bit to eat the middle. Unfold and finish.
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff? Yard sale or garage sale
19. What's the evening meal? Dinner or supper
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? The basement.
New York City
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